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delicately-interconnected:

woodelf68:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Looks like it would hold an incense stick nicely as well.

The need I have for these is so great I can’t breathe
Fuck weaponising femininity
UTILISE femininity

delicately-interconnected:

woodelf68:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about

EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Looks like it would hold an incense stick nicely as well.

The need I have for these is so great I can’t breathe

Fuck weaponising femininity

UTILISE femininity

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “Customer is mad at you because”Bottom Text: “They don’t know what they are looking for.”]
"I want your foreign movies."
"What type?  I have plenty of foreign ones."
"You know.  The foreign ones.  The better quality ones."
smh…

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Customer is mad at you because”

Bottom Text: “They don’t know what they are looking for.”]

"I want your foreign movies."

"What type?  I have plenty of foreign ones."

"You know.  The foreign ones.  The better quality ones."

smh…

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weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

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politicalsexkitten:

yukaryote:

Why Guys Like Asian Girls - Anna Akana

Everyone needs to watch this video. Now.

100% on point especially about men thinking that having “yellow fever” is a compliment and we’re supposed to be flattered by it. It’s the #1 way to parade around your blatant racism.

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Bieber almost getting punched

thesunandtheflower:

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chihirofujisaiki:

when someone says “i dont want to” or “i dont feel comfortable” dont you fucking dare tell them that thats not a good excuse if they dont want to fucking do it dont make them do it oh ymg fFUCKING GOD

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ilovett:

ashagreyioy:

when people are pushing ur buttons and ur just like “how am i gonna be a hufflepuff about this”

was I supposed to sing that to the tune of pompeii? because that’s what happened

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mariillustriousmakinami:

having a problem you literally cant talk to anyone about

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aseaofquotes:

Nick Hornby, Slam

aseaofquotes:

Nick Hornby, Slam

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teamrocketing:

mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

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fagbitch2007:

the only 6 pack i need image

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